This is a list of funny pick up lines. Use them at your own risk.
Stupid Comebacks Rude
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
Fat penguin [What?] I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Use your index finger to call someone over then when a girl asks you why did you do it. Say: "I just wanted to find out if I could make you come with my finger."
Damn sexy, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Because damn it honey, your body is really kicking.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? [Wait for answer] "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [Why?] 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you like music? [Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Hi, my name is [Your name]. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" [I don't know.] "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
