This is a list of rebuttals to pick up lines. Use them at your own risk.
Funny Stupid Rude
M: Hey, haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M: I'd really like to get into your pants.
W: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
W: But would you stay there?
M: After hearing a pick-up line:
W: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
M: So, what do you do for a living?
W: I'm a female impersonator.
M: Your place or mine?
W: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter.
M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
W: Unfertilized.
M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
