This is a list of rude pick up lines. Use them at your own risk.
Funny Comebacks Stupid
Excuse me...are those real?
I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
Sooo... What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this?
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
Is it that cold out here or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.
