This is a list of stupid pick up lines. Use them at your own risk.
Funny Comebacks Rude
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
If you are going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a foot long.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it is bad, it is still pretty darn good.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn it!
Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of, from across the room?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?
I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
